Okay D, I’ve waited long enough, we’re perfect for each other and practically soulmates so you can ask me out at any time now..or just propose..I’m not picky.

• Intelligent
• Good looking
• Good sense of humor
• French and English
• Enjoys reading
• Vegetarian
• Six pack
• Good relationship with his parents
• Ambitious
• In a band

But he lives in New York..and Paris half of the year. He’s pretty much the boy I created in my mind and he claims to be head over heels for me. I don’t understand it. Something is going to go wrong because this stuff never happens to me.

See new boy at work, super cute. Cute boy asks for my number.

Cute boy asks me to hangout just the two of us.

Friend says the kid is a player and does that with multiple girls at once until he gets some.

Be nice and act like nothing is wrong whenever I see him at work. Plot his death in my mind everytime he smiles or talks to me.